I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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