Non-Jews are for practice
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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