i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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