The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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