Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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