with your own penis?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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