saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It's shark week go big or go home
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