it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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