Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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