i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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