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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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