So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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