We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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