all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He has the fingertips of a God
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