i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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