Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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