the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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