i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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