How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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