Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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