I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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