Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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