i think my mom watched the whole time
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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