i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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