I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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