is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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