He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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