Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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