Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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