I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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