She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She bit a glass in half.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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