But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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