Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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