I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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