dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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