oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
dude. I can hear the air.
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