i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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