The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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