finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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