Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
its not stalking. its research.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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