last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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