we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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