I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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