are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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