i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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