idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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