I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm like, not good at living.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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