the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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