Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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