my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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