eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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